The Traveling Carnival
This is a traveling carnival, and I am the bearded woman.
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Dear Tumblr: your Number Six has a urine problem.

numbersixspeaks:

Specifically, Bowie loves to pee. Everywhere. I come home, she gets excited, cue urine, everywhere OH MY G-D. I’m amazed at how much urine can come out of such a small dog. I’ve tried ignoring her (sadface!), being super extra calm when I get in (difficult, I’m naturally high-strung, but I handle it), treating her when she calms down, all the anti-submissive peeing stuff. I’m stumped — what do I do?

/dog-TMI

ETA: I should clarify that she doesn’t have any health problems that would cause this — no nerve damage, bladder infections, that sort of thing. When this first became an issue, like the good little helicopter papa I am I rushed her to the vet, where I was summarily laughed at for being so worried.

Did you just move in with me?! The puppy is creating a living mess out of my house. Pee has become the least of my concerns, with other bodily functions creating much more gruesome situations. I adore her, but this is definetely out of hand now…

Tuesday, May 5th 2009 7:53pm