This morning I accidentally squeezed the toothpaste way too hard. As a result, lots of toothpaste flowed into my hands. I hate waste. It’s one of those things that really upset me, so, I ended up eating the excess toothpaste. Yup, I ate a considerable amount of toothpaste for breakfast. And then I remembered that CSI episode from a few months ago where someone is murdered with a toothpaste overdose. So I just spent the past ten minutes googling for the sympthoms of toothpaste poisoning.
Looks like I am safe. The effects should have been almost immediate.
