May 2009
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I swear to god this chat just happened
My friend: i am here finishing up all the readings you assigned yesterday
[15: 50:17] … so I am clear on progressive tax
[15: 50:23] … i am clear in dildos
[15: 50:29] … and the different types
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
My friend: i am also clear on what a dominatrix is now
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May 6th
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Why I am pathetic
This morning I accidentally squeezed the toothpaste way too hard. As a result, lots of toothpaste flowed into my hands. I hate waste. It’s one of those things that really upset me, so, I ended up eating the excess toothpaste. Yup, I ate a considerable amount of toothpaste for breakfast. And then I remembered that CSI episode from a few months ago where someone is murdered with a toothpaste...
May 6th
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May 5th
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Dear Tumblr: your Number Six has a urine problem.
numbersixspeaks: Specifically, Bowie loves to pee. Everywhere. I come home, she gets excited, cue urine, everywhere OH MY G-D. I’m amazed at how much urine can come out of such a small dog. I’ve tried ignoring her (sadface!), being super extra calm when I get in (difficult, I’m naturally high-strung, but I handle it), treating her when she calms down, all the anti-submissive peeing stuff. I’m...
May 5th
May 5th
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“Some people reblog in such an indiscriminate manner, and with such frequency...”
May 4th
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May 4th
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May 4th
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May 3rd
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May 3rd