May 2009
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I swear to god this chat just happened
My friend: i am here finishing up all the readings you assigned yesterday
[15: 50:17] … so I am clear on progressive tax
[15: 50:23] … i am clear in dildos
[15: 50:29] … and the different types
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
My friend: i am also clear on what a dominatrix is now
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Why I am pathetic
This morning I accidentally squeezed the toothpaste way too hard. As a result, lots of toothpaste flowed into my hands. I hate waste. It’s one of those things that really upset me, so, I ended up eating the excess toothpaste. Yup, I ate a considerable amount of toothpaste for breakfast. And then I remembered that CSI episode from a few months ago where someone is murdered with a toothpaste...
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Dear Tumblr: your Number Six has a urine problem.
numbersixspeaks:
Specifically, Bowie loves to pee. Everywhere. I come home, she gets excited, cue urine, everywhere OH MY G-D. I’m amazed at how much urine can come out of such a small dog. I’ve tried ignoring her (sadface!), being super extra calm when I get in (difficult, I’m naturally high-strung, but I handle it), treating her when she calms down, all the anti-submissive peeing stuff. I’m...
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“Some people reblog in such an indiscriminate manner, and with such frequency...”
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April 2009
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Things are looking good
It seems I might have successfully sneaked out the New York trip. I presented a case for cost cutting purposes and how the customer would save money by not having me there, making myself (so far) redundant. Of course I never mentioned how I completely loathed the idea of spending three weeks running around the city like a headless chicken, and how I prefered to go to Vienna to celebrate my...
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gospelofmoll:
travelingcarnival:
Queen’s night starts to kick in Amsterdam
There’s only two things I hate in this world: people who are intolerant of other people’s cultures and Koninginnenacht.
I would have never thought you had inside knowledge of the celebration. It is one of those days where I truly want to bury myself in a hole and only emerge after all the boers have left the city. The...
“Chav Fighting Class. Don’t give moody grunting. Chav’s an ASBO, give...”
– GYMBOX: Chav Fighting Gym Class
Do I need to comment on this? I believe the “sales blurb” speaks by iteself.
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“Confidential to thediggity. The “Applied thingy” Tumblr you just...”
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Xpress: News | No swine flu cases in United Arab... →
Of course not! No self respecting Muslim would ever be caught with a pig related disease! Over there, it would be renamed “Lamb flu”, we know it’s the Halal way.
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“One would expect that an ambassador to a country would be smart enough not to...”
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It's one of those days
when I wish I was a drinker. Since I never drink alcohol, even a gin tonic should be enough to knock me down. And I sort of need it. Picture this: vet waiting room. Me looking like shit, wearing a hoodie and jeans three sizes too big. Puppy had vomited on my chest due to car sickness. My phone rings and I find myself chatting to a member of a European Royal house at the other end of the line. This...
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Sita
So, a name has been found for the puppy. She will be referred to as Sita. In other news, she has found my hair to be a good nibbling ground. She makes puppy noises while she sucks on it. I wonder if this is code language telling me she considers me a bitch as well.
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Foul mood
I am in a pretty foul mood today. I am not sure if it is the sum of idiocies (both mine and other people’s) or frustrations building up on different areas. The fact that now it looks like I have to go to New York for two weeks in a few days has done nothing to appease my inner monster. So far, I’ve tried everything to sneak out of this trip. It hasn’t worked. So I might have to...
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“Vapid people unnerve me. Vapid people who like to sound...”
“Earn Money While You Tweet
You enjoy tweeting with your friends, but...”
– twtAd - earn money while you tweet!
NO IT WOULDN’T BE GREAT.!!! As a matter of fact, it would be revolting. Vomit inducing even. Take your spam somewhere else, not on my eyeballs.
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A thought
I posted earlier today this horrific story about torture. Now, due to my job, I did some research on the subject. Not to find if it is true or not. I have little doubt in my mind as to the true nature of it, but more to try and trace the “media curve” behind it. In appearance, the story broke yesterday on ABC News site, together with the footage of the broken bones and all. However,...
“I am very close to someone who is only a few years older than me. This person,...”
ABC News Exclusive: Torture Tape Implicates UAE... →
Yesterday, my life got quite complicated. Let’s just say I have a PR scandal to handle now. And it is not looking pretty. This has affected many people who have ties to the people involved. It’s incredible how the actions of one person can have a domino effect on so many others who not only do not condone this behaviour, but are horrified and rather shocked by the news.
